No Pain, No Hurry

The motto, corrected for how it actually goes.

They said no pain, no gain. We negotiated. A tank-topped sloth taking the scenic route to swole — because the gains will still be there tomorrow, and so will the nap.

Slow Gains Club. Printed to order on a soft heathered CVC with a relaxed retail fit — soft, lightweight, broken-in from day one. Runs true to size; size up one for a roomier, lived-in look. 30-day no-rush guarantee.